Our spies in the Crenushe campaign have smuggled to us the following video which shows things are far worse than we originally believed, or could even possibly imagine.
These people are so cynical they secretly brought in Hitler to manage the campaign.
Has Crenushe no decency?
At this point it is clear the GUSA Election Commission should delay the election for one month so new tickets can join the race.
If not, they should allow multiple lines for write-in candidates so the vote isn't split, which rumor has it Creunshe is attempting to do by having members of their campaign team run as another write-in ticket.
That's the kind of dirty politics you get when you have Hitler on your team.